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2009-10-22

The weather is pretty dreary right now and I'm trying to get motivated to go the store to find some special meat for dinner (special meaning that I don't have to defrost it).


I'm developing a cough due to an excess of phleghelem. It's great fun. Last night we went to bed at 9:56 PM. I don't think I've gone to bed that early since I was 6 and I didn't know how to read novels yet. I was exhausted and Dave can sleep at any time. At midnight I woke up to our crackhead neighbourlady screaming "nooooooOOOOoooOOOO" with a raspy screech. What a hag.

At about 8 oclock her 'boyfriend' aproached Dave and I when we pulled up in our new car to the curb in front of our house, and he asked "Can I help you?" In a snotty voice like 4 times. Dave rolled the window down about an inch, and was like "Can I help you?" The guy is so sketchy with a ratty beard and roten teeth. He was like, "No, like can I help you? Oh I didn't recognize your car." I said, "I didn't realize we had a neighbourhood watch program on this street." Creepers!!!!!

3 comments:

Roze said...

When I asked the kids "who is this?" Nathan said he didn't know, and Melanie said you were Jillian Jiggs mom. When I said it was you, Nathan was wondering "Why is she like that? Did she just have a shower?"

Roze said...

And Matthew said "Mama!"

Lulu said...

haha jillian jiggs' mom HAHA